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Lang Albino Super Squats

Lang Albino Super Squats

Common Names: Golden Teacher, Golden Tops, Cubes

Medicinal

About

Golden Teacher Lang Albino Super Squats is a rare and powerful albino variant of Psilocybe cubensis, distinguished by its unusual squat growth pattern, ghostly appearance, and high psilocybin content. This strain features dense, short fruiting bodies with leucistic (albino-like) characteristics, making it both visually striking and pharmacologically potent. It is well-suited for inner exploration, ego dissolution, and deep, immersive experiences.

History

While details on its breeder are limited, “Lang Albino Super Squats” likely originated from selective isolation of squat, albino phenotypes, possibly descended from Albino A+ or related strains. The combination of Golden Teacher spiritual clarity and albino intensity suggests this is a hybrid created for those who want a small mushroom with enormous depth.

The name "Super Squats" refers to the compact, powerful form—small stature, big impact.

Overview

Fruits are very short and thick, with white to cream coloration, tight caps, and intense blue bruising. Colonization may be slower due to the albino traits, but flushes are dense and highly potent.

The psychedelic experience is often described as visually immersive, ego-dissolving, and emotionally intense, with users reporting symbolic visions, clarity, and personal breakthroughs. Best suited for advanced psychonauts, ceremonial deep work, or introspective solo sessions.

Physical Characteristics

Caps:

50-150 mm in diameter, convex to broadly convex to plane at maturity, smooth, non-viscid, coloration varies from golden brown to yellow, sometimes with bluish or greenish tones.

Gills:

Adnate to adnexed, narrow to moderately broad, close, with whitish to golden color.

Cognitive Effects

Creativity

Users report an increase in creative thinking and problem-solving abilities.

Psychoactive Effects

Euphoric

A profound sense of well-being and happiness is often experienced.

Helps With

Depression

Studies suggest potential benefits in treating depression with controlled usage.

Anxiety

Can reduce symptoms of anxiety in therapeutic settings.

Possible Side Effects

Nausea

Can occur shortly after ingestion, usually transient.

Paranoid

Some users may experience heightened paranoia or anxiety.

Medicinal Chemistry

Similar Species

Psilocybe Subcubensis Mushroom

Species: Psilocybe subcubensis

Edibility: Psychoactive

Key Differences: Smaller size, different habitat.

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